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So Far I Have Not Found the Science
But the numbers keep on circling me

My name is Paul. I am 26. I live in Los Angeles. I grew up in Connecticut. I am an aspiring writer, currently repped by UTA. I used to work for HBO. I am very verbose.
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hatkoff:

satrazemis:

hatkoff:

satrazemis:

GPOYW - Making fun of Hatkoff edition. Please stop with the face. It’s super creepy.

IF YOU PAID ATTENTION ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE, I AM RAISING MONEY FOR PROSTATE AND TESTIE CANCER FOR 2 GOOD FOUNDATIONS, WHOS THE ASSHOLE NOW…..SAKI?

I know that dipshit. It doesn’t mean you have to look like a creep. You can just take a normal picture of yourself for your cause…
I will cause you so hard on saturday saki, so hard…… 27!!!!!!

Regardless of whether Hatkoff’s face sucks or not, I did not appreciate seeing this on my screen. Shoulda kept it to yourself, Sak.

hatkoff:

satrazemis:

hatkoff:

satrazemis:

GPOYW - Making fun of Hatkoff edition. Please stop with the face. It’s super creepy.

IF YOU PAID ATTENTION ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE, I AM RAISING MONEY FOR PROSTATE AND TESTIE CANCER FOR 2 GOOD FOUNDATIONS, WHOS THE ASSHOLE NOW…..SAKI?

I know that dipshit. It doesn’t mean you have to look like a creep. You can just take a normal picture of yourself for your cause…

I will cause you so hard on saturday saki, so hard…… 27!!!!!!

Regardless of whether Hatkoff’s face sucks or not, I did not appreciate seeing this on my screen. Shoulda kept it to yourself, Sak.

POSTED Nov 04 2009 @ 22:47
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Look, everyone! Science!
POSTED Nov 03 2009 @ 14:49
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Saving Jeremiah, Episode 4!

In which some very wrong things involving a baby occur.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Collect them all!

POSTED Nov 02 2009 @ 12:42
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Hey, all. Episodes 3 and 4 of our old web series “Saving Jeremiah” go up today. The episodes contain a riveting game of Go Fish, cute babies, patriotism, sparklers, and a shirtless Pat Beck. And one character dies. Enjoy.

And if you need to catch up:

Episode 1

Episode 2

And Episode 4, (also in my next post)

POSTED Nov 02 2009 @ 12:38
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Good to know

satrazemis:

saraliz:

melissamayhem:

The censored for tv version of one of Samuel L. Jackson’s most famous lines is… “I’m tired of these monkey fightin’ snakes on this monkey fightin’ plane.”

In the censored for tv version of Kill Bill, Mr. Pussy Wagon’s most famous line is, “My name is BUCK and i came here to PARTY”

In the censored version of Big Lebowski, John Goodman’s lashing out on Danny goes something like this, “This is what happens, Danny! This is what happens when you FIND a stranger in the ALPS!”

It’s Larry, Sak. C’mon, you knew that.

POSTED Oct 28 2009 @ 10:32
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cuanimation:

Not sure what made me think of this today…but I used to love my Sweet Pickles bus.

I also vividly remember that duck being crammed into the front seat in the beginning of the commercial.

Holy shit. I remember wanting this very badly. I kinda still do. Thanks for the reminder, dude. Christmas list ‘09!

POSTED Oct 28 2009 @ 10:25
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YOU JUST GOT NARD DAWGED

(via hatkoff)

Yeah!

Wait, what?

POSTED Oct 27 2009 @ 17:44
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As promised, Episode 2 of Saving Jeremiah. Three (and maybe four) will be out next week. Enjoy fake mustaches, hand-holding trains, not-alive bears, and Jenga. It’ll all make sense when you watch. Actually, not it won’t.

Episode 1, “He’s Got Five Minutes”, is here, and in my previous post.

POSTED Oct 26 2009 @ 11:32
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I’ve upped the first two episodes of a little web series called “Saving Jeremiah”, starring myself, Patrick Beck, Jorge Gonzalez III, and directed/edited by Joe Sabia. It’s the completely ridiculous tale of three men who will stop at nothing to save their friend who has suddenly been stricken with typhoid. It’s a comedy.

The first two episodes were shot back in the fall of 2005. I gotta say, the second episode is what will really hook you and was always a fan favorite (guest starring the brilliant Matt Pollock as the Typhoidologist) so if you think the first one sucks, just keep watching. I’ll be posting a new episode every week.

Episode 2: The Typhoidologist is here and in my post to follow this one.

POSTED Oct 26 2009 @ 11:26
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Thinking of renaming Bunny… Colossus. Thoughts?

Thinking of renaming Bunny… Colossus. Thoughts?

POSTED Oct 25 2009 @ 18:30
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