First Response to Begley's "Slaya" Video
McCarthy: you've got to be kidding me with that begley video
you've got to be fucking kidding me
McCarthy: that's fucking ridiculous
who put that up
Me: his gay uncle
McCarthy: hey i had a gay uncle
we should commiserate
Me: the uncle wasn't really gay, we just say he is for no reason to piss begley off
McCarthy: haha i'm all disappointed
Me: begley's head is the same size it is now
McCarthy: ridiculous looking child
A black guy? Of all the petty, last-ditch campaign tactics… You’ve hit a new low, Dragons. I can smell your desperation from here… and the black guy. teamtigerawesome: The 5th Street Dragons finally put an ad responding to all the criticisms. This video should turn the tide again the Jean Jacket Cholos and snuff out any chance the piece of shit 3rd party candidate had. A...
Nightmares tonight for sure. mattedits: twilightnews: Trick or Treat 2! The highly anticipated sequel to Trick or Treat! Like Saw 2 or Scream 2 before it, Trick or Treat 2 is more intense, more frightening, and more blood curdling then its predecessor. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll hardly want to miss this! Starring the horror heroes Creighton DeSimone, Matthew Pollock, and...
If I Lived Here... →
…how could you resist doing me? STUNNING LOFT IN THE HISTORICAL BROADWAY HOLLYWOOD BUILDING!
Holy Shit, Driving in L.A
I wrote this a while ago, but it is relevant today. So I have a pretty good job. It’s very flexible, it encourages my creativity, the people are awesome… It’s just the getting there that’s the real pain in the ass. When I tell people in L.A that I live in Burbank, (The Valley), they react as if I told them my favorite uncle died. “Ooooh, really?” Wincing and generally looking...
I'm Going to Get in a Car Accident
There are too many pretty girls in Los Angeles.
3A$T S1d3 nA$Ty$!!!!! GOT MY VOTE. plan-c: Forget that noise you been hearin’ from those pussies The 5th Street Dragons and The Jean Jacket Cholos. The East Side Nastys are the only Vigilante Group that’ll clean up the streets. Vote for us or die. Seriously we can make that happen. See how scared you just got? That’s how we do. teamtigerawesome: The Jean Jacket Cholos are just another...
Boo hoo hoo
Great song, but the one of Jeff Buckley’s that breaks my heart most: Last Goodbye This is our last goodbye I hate to feel the love between us die. But it’s over Just hear this and then I’ll go: You gave me more to live for, More than you’ll ever know. Well, this is our last embrace, Must I dream and always see your face? Why can’t we overcome this wall? ...
Kevin McCarthy's Best Pick-Up Line
Kevin: Bartender, do you have a light? A Miller Lite? [turns to girl at bar] Hi. I’m Kevin. Girl: Did you just James Bond your beer?
MTV's Human Giant - Viral Videos from Human Giant →
Just saw this for the first time. So funny.
We shall see, 5th Street Dragons… We shall see… teamtigerawesome: 5th Street Dragons - Campaign Ad “Re-Elect Hope” We try to stay politically neutral at TTA but we feel very strongly about who we endorse in this particular race. The 5th Street Dragons are the only posse that have the experience, the gumption, and the determination to protect us from the things that go bump in the...
He has lost his brand as a maverick; he did not live up to his pledge to fight a...– Rep. Chris Shays (R-CT), in an interview with the Yale Daily News. Bonus Ouch: Shays just so happens to be the Connecticut co-chair of the McCain campaign. Yeah CT! (via.) (via thedailywhat)
I Got Comments, Bitch!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA kevinbegley: College Humor’s Hardly Working just keeps getting better. Well done kids. “…that thing can fly?!”
Back at it.
Son of a bitch. One time on my screen name Brian tried making plans for me to hang out with this weird guy from our floor. So mad. mynameisbri: After my recent hiatus, I’m back on Tumblr to…well i don’t know, entertain the 1-2 people reading this?? I don’t know This wouldn’t be a tumblr post if Paul wasn’t involved, so let me issue an apology. over the 4 years of college where i spent about...
LUMBERGH IS GONNA BE ON ENTOURAGE →
They always get great actors to come on for these few episode arcs. Gary Cole will fit right in here.
Tons of good music on Tumblr today. I choose to...
I love it because Rowlf sounds like Seth Rogen. I just realized. ajamison: Rizzo & Rowlf “roll out” a video response to Fozzie & the skateboarding dog. I’m loving these internet sketches!!
Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted... →
several customers were taken to the emergency room Wednesday night after being struck in the back and chest with line drives while participating in a Spooky Scavenger Hunt in shallow right field.” So funny.
Hilarious Drunk Guy Argues with Police Video →
Oh my god. This guy for President. Please have one more debate where this guy gets a podium and microphone. “What motherfuckin’ financial crisis? Why I gotta fuckin’ do a financial crisis? You all motherfuckas say what he wanted to say! Aw hell no!”
I Can Record Things from My iPod
Just discovered this this morning. I have no idea where the microphone is. I’ll admit, a tiny party of me believes it is magic. It makes no sense. All I know is that if you are an antagonist, be careful, because in a dramatic twist it will turn out that I WAS RECORDING OUR ENTIRE CONVERSATION WHERE I BLATANTLY LEAD YOU TO SAY SOMETHING INCRIMINATING ABOUT YOURSELF! You’ve been had!
No Arrested Development reference? Lame. Voting for McCain. Joking. theletterb: Ron Howard goes to the greatest lengths to get you to vote for Barack Obama, in the most brilliant endorsement video to hit the web… via:paulbriganti:anthonyking: