5 Classic "Swingers" Clips →
kevinbegley: mikekarnell: I just wish they had the clip when Sue pulls the gun out. “What, in case someone steps to you Snoop Dogg?” One of my favorite movies ever.
Holiday Tragedy: "Sopranos" Star Kills Self -... →
twilightnews: mattedits: In honor of tradition… Here it is for all of tumblr to see… A holiday treat from Jungle Joe…
I just got tricked into saying I love the show...
(watching basketball, a scrubs commercial comes on)
Uncle Vinnie: Boy, I tell ya, that Scrubs show is great.
Me: I know! I love it!
Uncle Vinnie: It's just really well written.
Uncle Tony: You know who I like? (something something I can't hear because a baby starts screaming) He's hysterical!
Uncle Vinnie: Oh, yeah! And it's the same joke every time but it's always great.
Me: (assuming they are talking about the Janitor from Scrubs) Yeah, I love that, it's so funny!
Uncle Vinnie: Yeah, who's his brother? Emilio Estevez, right?
Uncle Tony: Yes.
Me: (in my head) Fuck.
It's Uncanny, Actually
Uncle Vinnie: Wow, Magic Johnson looks like he hasn't missed a meal...
Uncle Tony: He looks like the guy on the Cream of Wheat box. He just needs the chef's hat.
Uncle Vinnie: Him having AIDS was the biggest hoax ever pulled.
Cousin: Hey, Paul, I got some ideas I wanna share with you, I think they'd make great movies!
Me: Oh, yeah? Did you write them down?
Cousin: Write 'em down? I lived them!
Me: Oh... Ha...
Dad: I offered to have him write my life story but he's not big into science fiction.
I'm not sure, but...
I think my senile great uncle just asked me if I have gay sex with my roommates in California. I laughed politely and backed away.
Six Year Old Cousin Madison: Are you texting your girlfriend?
Me: No, I'm not texting anybody, I'm just-
Madison: You don't have a girlfriend, do you?
Me: Uh, no.
Madison: Why not?
Me: Why not? Well, nobody's really... catching my eye...
Madison: Nobody likes you?
Me: Great. Great.
"big Mistry" by the first grade Paul Gulyas
It’s funny the things you find in the house you grew up in sometimes. Here goes, the first story I probably ever wrote, entitled “Big Mistry”. Each line break is a new page. We wr lange daon wen a spaship floo daon It was a alyin he shrunc us we faoand a hole We went in it we faoond foot prints We folode Them in til thay wr gorn in til we faond a alyin he made us big We...
I Want More Followers for Christmas!
And world peace.
I never do these...
6od: But people have done them lately… And so I thought I’d show some gratitude. Because tumblr has evidently become a big part of my life, without anyone else in my life actually knowing about it (except for 3 people). So here are some Tumblrs (in no particular order, except of course Coco is #1) whom I love and who bring joy to my life and make me smile and get all warm and fuzzy inside: ...
Each year that ‘The Nanny’ is in syndication, I believe that Fran Drescher...– Paul Gulyas’s college application essay. (via mynameisbri)
joshruben: Duck Hunt Dog, written by Dan, directed by me, produced by CHTV, starring the brilliant Dave Futernick. digg it! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. That just helped me get out 18 years of pent up aggression towards that asshole dog. Josh, Dave, well fucking done.
Los Angeles Tumblrs
missmlady: Please add socalmeetups if you live in the Los Angeles area. It’s for us Tumblrs all getting together and hanging out. That’s all. Thanks. -Coco Yes.
gang of feral cats keeps 1yr old alive. →
mattedits: piratekitten: thank you world for constantly blowing my mind. crazy This child is going to grow up to save the world or something. I’m positive he has been prophesized about, I just don’t know where or by who. Maybe I’m doing that right now.
So... Back in CT!
Sans luggage! Guess after a day like yesterday that was a bit much to ask for. It’s okay, my dad’s sweatpants are comfy!
Join The Graduates Facebook Group
mattedits: davidfuternick: Here’s the link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21705274172 And if you haven’t seen the trailer watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mvkOhvNRMU
why did I eat that?
For some reason, whenever I’m at an airport I eat like I’m at a fucking carnival. I said I wasn’t gonna do it this time. “Something light. Perhaps some sort of salad. A mandarin orange?” And all of a sudden I’m in line at Jodi Maroni’s Sausage Kingdom ordering the Classic Disgusting Meal with a side of Fried Cholesterol, and wolfing it down like a...
Let the nightmare begin!!!
So I board my flight to Phoenix to connect to a flight to DC to connect to a flight to Hartford… Get all settled in. Get ready for take off… Nope!!! Sorry! There’s ice on the wings, and there is NO DE-ICING equipment at Burbank Airport!!! Gotta wait for it to melt. Everybody off the plane! Totally missing my connecting flights. Somebody give me their fucking blow-dryers,...
"The plane is going down?!?!? OH MY... stars...."
why do I feel like reading “The God Delusion” on my flight is asking for it?
kari-shma: Aqualung - Brighter than sunshine ...
kari-shma: Aqualung - Brighter than sunshine ...