Owner saves dog from shark's jaws |... →
He punched the shark in the face and saved his dog’s life. This is something I must do at some point in my life.
amandalynferri: i want to be a hulkamaniac -...
Doubt Trailer →
mattedits: paulgulyas: becktime: How good is this cast.. I don’t get how he has an iPod in the beginning. Am I the only person who isn’t really all that interested in this movie? I mean sure the acting will be amazing, no question about that, but really? I’ll put this under, “movies i’ll nap to” That’s right I said it! I’m actually with you, Matt. I thought the trailer was a little...
Doubt Trailer →
becktime: How good is this cast.. I don’t get how he has an iPod in the beginning.
A Phone Call On My Way Into Work
McCarthy: Hey, buddy. I wanna run something by you.
Me: Sure, go ahead.
McCarthy: We're writing a spec script.
Me: Are we? What about?
McCarthy: A live action Elmer Fudd movie.
McCarthy: Dark, gritty.
McCarthy: Bugs Bunny will be an actual rabbit.
McCarthy: Who blows up cruise ships.
Me: Yeah, I can see it.
McCarthy: And at the end, Bugs puts a plaid bow on Elmer Fudd's shotgun.
Me: Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Elmer?
McCarthy: I was thinking Willem Dafoe.
Me: I see spin-offs. Like a coyote/roadrunner picture.
McCarthy: I was hoping to parlay this into a series. We'll use the actual animals. So Wile E. Coyote will be a coyote... and then he's on a hang glider.
Me: Or, maybe...
McCarthy: Or maybe rollerskates.
Me: With rockets.
McCarthy: And the actual roadrunner isn't even that fast.
Me: This is ridiculous.
Monday night from 3:12AM
Geisha. Sunset. Skybar. Scenic. Dancing. Fights. $100. Jonesy. Nuggies. Sleep. Night. Bed.
Chef dies after eating 'superhot' chilli for bet -... →
Is it weird that I read this and my gut reaction was that I wanted to try a bite.
HBO eyes series on U.S. exodus →
myparentsweddingsong: paulgulyas: Set 25-40 years into the future when the precipitous decline of the U.S. leads to a mass exodus of its citizens, “Americatown” takes place in a cluster of newly arrived American immigrants in a big foreign city. Wow. another abstract-ass, artsy, nothing-to-do-with mainstream concept. HBO: What do Sex and the City and the Sopraos have in common? Not only...
Paul Gulyas tumblr Officially Backed by David...
davidfuternick: Paul Gulyas works for HBO Lab. He has a pet bunny named…um…Bunny. He is a savvy writer and a faithful friend. FOLLOW HIM NOW!!!! This rivals Daddy Yankee endorsing McCain! I love you.
HBO eyes series on U.S. exodus →
Set 25-40 years into the future when the precipitous decline of the U.S. leads to a mass exodus of its citizens, “Americatown” takes place in a cluster of newly arrived American immigrants in a big foreign city.
Behind the scenes of "Head of Skate" →
samreich: From the awesome Liz Gannes of NewTeeVee. Totally agree with Mr. Reich when he says people are coming to expect quality in internet productions these days. And this is something I am very happy about. When an audience demands the producers step up their game… everybody wins.
Dear Stalker Guy,
mlady: Come meet us at this bar we work at!!! It’s called Fantasia. I bartend and Jen cocktails. We wanna meet the guy that won’t stalk us. lol paulgulyas: 6od: We don’t really think you’re a stalker. Love always, Jen and Coco. Count it! Haha, I’m familiar with Fantasia. Best case scenario I meet some nice people, worst case, my body ends up in a garbage bag in the...
myparentsweddingsong: On Friday I walked by a FedEx store, opened the door, and said aloud, “Hey. Nice package!” I winked, then walked. Coincidentally, that same day I walked into a Lowe’s and said “Hey. Nice testicles.” Does that not work?
Dear Stalker Guy,
6od: We don’t really think you’re a stalker. Love always, Jen and Coco. Count it!
I’m old enough to know better, but too young to care.– - Me. (via 6od) I like this.
I Am the Worst Stalker Ever
Hey, gang! So I follow some people I don’t know on Tumblr. Some of those people I don’t know are people who know a friend or two of mine. Some of those people I don’t know are people who are tumblr-ing (tumbling?) from my area, specifically Los Angeles, and even more specifically, from Burbank. And some of those people I think think I am a stalker. To those people… Have...
Bo Burnham starring in new Apatow comedy... →
Nice to know I have the same eye for talent as Judd Apatow. This bodes well for the people of “Graduates”.
Love it. mikekarnell: “Sex On Fire” by Kings of...
My Dad Made Me Feel Stupid
Me: So, I upgraded my phone yesterday.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah I got the iPhone, it's awesome.
Dad: What's that? Is that... a regular phone?
Me: No, it's cool, it has everything, it has, like, a touch-pad, e-mail, internet, a nice camera...
Dad: How much did that cost you?
Me: Like, $200.
Me: Yeah, I mean... it's not that bad-
Dad: Jesus, well be careful with it.
Me: Also, I have to pay an extra $30 a month for internet.
Dad: ...................Why do you need to pay $30 a month for internet on your phone?
Me: Well, I mean, uh... I don't NEED to, I guess, it's just-
Dad: You're on the internet when you're at home and when you're at work. When else do you need to be on the internet?
Me: .....................So it's got a GPS built right into it-
Dad: I bought you a $500 GPS for your car.
Me: Yeah, I know. I know........ Um, the touchpad is pretty cool-
Dad: I guess I just don't understand your logic.
Me: Yeah, me neither.
Dad: Well, just be careful with it.
Me: It's just, you know, everyone I know has one. (far from true).
Things I Learned This Weekend
Don’t give Pat Beck hard alcohol. His dick will come out. Don’t let Kevin Begley and Pat Beck around cats when they have been drinking hard alcohol. The cat will see their dicks. “Gentlemen’s Manhattans” taste like asshole. The Tropicana at the Roosevelt has a jokester doorman. There are so many wildly hot women walking around Melrose on a Saturday...
kevinbegley: This new AC/DC song kinda rules. ...
China fakes reports from space - Telegraph →
“Uh, how’s space? What do you mean by that?… Oh, right, cuz we’re up there. Oh, man, it’s… I couldn’t even begin to… In one word, it’s crazy. Just nuts. Space… is so nuts… Seriously, there is, like, no gravity here. Yeah, none at all, I was surprised- Oh, hold up, let me eat my space dinner, it’s turkey pot pie in the shape...
We didn’t have a lot of special effects in it (Ghostbusters). There were just a...– Bill Murray warns Ghostbusters 3 Writers - /Film | Blogging the Reel World (via paulscheer) Contrarily to Mr. Murray, I feel Louis Tully’s character really had a chance to grow in the second installment.
What would people make movies about if WWII never happened? Tom Hanks would have peaked with “Joe Versus the Volcano”. kevinbegley: theletterb: Now THAT is how you make a trailer. This is almost Hitchcockian. Enjoy Valkyrie, the trailer…
I'm a little insecure about joining tumblr last.
me: http://paulgulyas.tumblr.com/ Pat: look who joined the game me: fuck you Pat: what thewhyd you say that me: oh because i thought you were gonna make fun of me for being the last one Pat: what the, u need a reality check