Look, everyone! Science!
Hatkoff: how fucked up are we going to get this weekend?
Me: haha it's gonna be a good time
Hatkoff: incorrect the correct answer was so fucked up we are gonna be fossils
Me: what's your logic there?
Hatkoff: dude its pure science
Hatkoff: So if dinos are fossils and they were the msot bad ass animals ever
Hatkoff: they musta got so fucked up, especially raptors, ie, being so fucked up your a fossil is the best, plus their bones survived 65 mutha fucking million years... so if that doesnt blow your mind
Hatkoff: science explains it all my friend. its great
Hatkoff: you guys still crashing in my room right? cuz i wanna be big spoon to you
Me: i'm there