that was ridiculous. Literally could note decipher the southern accent of our cab driver at times, resulting in abundant awkward silence. Great first day. Goodnight.
$2.00 beers and chicken gumbo...
…at Miller’s in C’Ville where Dave Matthews used to bartend and met Tim Reynolds, Carter Beauford, and LeRoi Moore. And we got free t-shirts!
I just saw that guy on Man vs Wild eat bear shit.
Dude wasn’t even hungry.
McCarthy just shut down the power at a Pizza Hut.
We’re on the run.
Me: What style do primates like chimps have sex? Is it doggy-style?
McCarthy: Yes, primarily, but some do actually do it face to face.
Me: Thank you for that readily prepared answer.
At this very moment someone in California is...
mattedits: (via aplaceforfacts) Good luck on the trip and good luck in California… Hopefully I’ll be visiting all you guys soon…
Travelers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty......
CT are you wit me?
Landed in Hartford, the Hart beat. Holler.
title to my latest project? Nay, it is my life. On the road with Begley, heading to pick up Jorge at work, then to LAX to hit CT for a few hours, then hit the road, on a 9 day trek back to LA, plus one new Cali resident, Kevin McCarthy. Listening to KROQ and I shit you not, Kat Corbett just randomly asked the listeners “Have you ever driven cross country? You have to do it. It is an...
He's here! He's here!
Hi, everybody. This is Athanasios Satrazemis. Yes his name sounds like a deadly disease or perhaps the taxonomic name for a poisonous frog of some sort, but believe me, he is neither of these. And everybody calls him “Saki” for short. Yes, like the japanese rice liqueur. But he’s Greek. And he’s allergic to baklava (ironic? depends on if I really have a firm grasp on what...
The New York Times website discusses Graduates →
twilightnews: It seems like every day, more good news about Graduates comes our way. Today is no exception, however this time it comes with the weight of The New York Times behind it. Give this beautiful little article a read, which also links to the pilot; it’s worth the time…
mattedits: hilarysiegel: benjoseph: joshruben: I play Sarah’s new boyfriend this Sunday. Josh Ruben is one of the funniest performers I know. He can make the entire crew laugh with a noise and a face. He’s also responsible for one of my favorite characters ever. Please watch him on television. Everything Ben said is true: Josh is super talented and Gale Beggy is AMAZING. But I have one...
But nothing will compare for the moment you've...
t-rotheavenger: “Is three years long enough to get over someone?” Really? Really? That’s not the moment I’ve been waiting for and LOST if you’re gonna revisit the love triangle, I’m gonna stop watching you. Psh. You know you won’t stop watching. Don’t lie.
The Most Far-Fetched Thing About 'LOST'...
Let’s get one thing clear. LOST is an absurd show. It involves time travel, people rising from the dead, at least one dude who never ages, coincidences and connections between people that go far beyond the realm of believable circumstances, an island with miraculous healing properties, and a monster made out of SMOKE that can kill you, and I think somehow see into your past or some shit. I...
Meme - Two Arbitrary Things On Your Desk Right Now
shutupinternet: Two random things on your desk right now: Go. Mine: Old Bay crab seasoning and Blackalicious’ CD Blazing Arrow lifeofpaul: Glass of orange juice, Sharpie marker. up-schist-creek:A bottle of hand sanitizer from BlizzCon 2008, Lego Imperial AT-ST Walker (18-inch tall Collector’s Edition) sds:1) An empty bottle of Sobe Life Water. 2) The 2/09 edition of Christianity Today. ...
CNN: Thousands of intelligent civilizations may... →
Shit is nuts.
My Tumblr Crushes are all female
molls: paulgulyas: And you’re all hot! Wow, Paul! How crazy and unexpected! Would you coincidentially bone them as well? Any other mind-blowers? And molls is climbing the ranks!
My Tumblr Crushes are all female
And you’re all hot!
Eating a "Bon Voyage HBO Lab" Cake. Unemployment...
mattedits: benjoseph: Some of you may recall a few weeks ago, when CH live-streamed Kevin Corrigan’s attempt to eat the entire vending machine. (The Washington Post even mentioned it.) Here’s the finished product. The second in a series of many more to come… Edited by moi, produced and directed by Ben Joseph Did he have to eat all the mints at the bottom? Ugh. Nicely done, Matthew.
Should I get rid of these?
aplaceforfacts: t-rotheavenger: aplaceforfacts: • A jockstrap • A Sikorsky Aircraft t-shirt • A Konami Code t-shirt • A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt • A Goonies t-shirt • A skeleton costume My plan is to toss it all, but I’m open to persuasion. Hi, we’ve never met and I don’t really know you, but your friends talk about you a lot and I saw you in this so I feel like I sort of...
Free Subs? You don't say!
I have had more than several people contact me today in regards to Quizno’s Free Subs promotional. These are mostly people who have no connection to one another. So either this thing is spreading like wildfire across the country, or I am just the person that immediately comes to mind when people hear about free subs. I come off as a person who REALLY likes free subs and MUST be notified. ...
mattedits: davidfuternick: jennifermorris: Graduates - Behind the Scenes (via Vimeo) Sweet extra to accompany the excellent Graduates Pilot. JM beat us to it. NIce to see our fans still really excited about Graduates. Bryan O’Connell edited this and did a great job. For all those filmmakers, anyone who loves the sites and sounds of what happens behind the camera, or if you’re just...
andyriesmeyer: paulgulyas: Was just alerted that a project we have been putting a TON of work into and had really high hopes for… was sold 6 months ago. Same idea, same title. Not cool, Life. Not cool. Are you talking about Graduates? Please tell me you’re not…. No, just to be clear, this is not about Graduates… It was actually a feature we were writing. But thanks for the concern!
Was just alerted that a project we have been putting a TON of work into and had really high hopes for… was sold 6 months ago. Same idea, same title. Not cool, Life. Not cool.
So now when you meet someone you can say “Have your people call my...– Kelly Bulla on our new found representation. This made me happy.
It's weird how
I’ll be thinking of an old friend and then they get in touch with me that same day. Hello.
Knock On Wood
2009—so far—is brushing 2008’s teeth with its dick. Just got word today I am a proud co-owner of a bonafied LLC. Well, shit. Ain’t that just? Also today- we’re officially repped by Management 360 and have a kick ass lit manager who’s gonna make things happen for us. (shout out to Brandon for hooking us up with his buddy Scott over there— thank you...
There is a movie being made about a hot tub that... →
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nedhepburn: Frank Sinatra “That’s Life”
I Just Got the News...
I never even got a chance to say goodbye. I left for a moment and when I came back, there you were, on my bed, lifeless. I should have connected you to a power source. R.I.P My MacBook Work Gave Me Sometime Last Year - Right Now Gone but not forgotten.
dylanchatterjee: Been a long time, shouldn’t have left you. Without a dope beat to step to? Step to? Step to?