Amazing video shot and directed by Dru the incredible Korab. Song is catchy as F. Check it, y’all.
I was an eye patch away from being a Bond villain.– Kevin McCarthy on his anger with the “asshats with strollers and bad interests” that surrounded him while he waited in line at Barnes & Noble to get a signed copy by the woman from the show Jon and Kate Plus Eight for his mother.
Top Chef Masters cast announced; guest judges... →
6od: missmlady:(via) OMG!! I just fucking came! I’ve never been so excited in my life!!!! 6od: Someone is fucking with me. Someone is seriously fucking with me.
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...– Mitch Hedberg (via punchlines) (via erickd) I absolutely love listening to Mitch Hedberg; reading this, I can totally imagine the way he says it. His delivery is ridiculous, and awesome, every time. (via hopefulless) Haha, I hadn’t heard this one. I have got to get around to finishing...
An open letter to myself...
6od: Yo 6od, It ain’t necessary to take shots of tequila once your already drunk. Just sayin’. Or to make other people take them with you. Just sayin.
How the Freshman made me feel old today
Freshman 1: You know what I just found out, Justin Timberlake used to be in N'Sync!
Freshman 2: What's N'Sync???
My buddy Dru’s new video. PILLOW FIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHT. He produced the song as well. Check it out!