December 2010
60 posts
“I think you’re overestimating the amount of ho’s I am in touch with.”
– Paul Gulyas’s reply to my text in which I implore him to invite more ho’s to my New Years Eve party. Apply within. (via realrealsoft)
I know four to five ho’s max.
My friend Kevin has been stuck at airports for the...
Considering he was an unhappy person to begin with, his descent into madness will be that much more captivating! Follow his adventure here.
iTunes gift card. As I can surely find whatever...
Go!
Drunken Convo #3
What would you do if going down on a girl, below her vag she had nuts?
Hatkoff would suck them so hard.
Dad!
Me: [opening gift] '30 Rock' Season Four!
Dad: Oh, that's a good show.
Me: [impressed/proud] Dad, you watch 30 Rock?
Dad: Yeah, with John Lithgow, right?
Me: [dreams of watching 30 Rock with father crashing] No, with... Alec Baldwin.
Dad: I HATE Alec Baldwin.
Me: Yeah, that's '3rd Rock'. You're talking about '3rd Rock From the Sun'.
Gulyas Family Christmas
Stacey: Daddy, you're bleeding.
Dad: Where?
Stacey: Right there. [points to small cut on neck]
Me: What'd you cut yourself shaving?
Dad: No, must have been from when I was trying to slit my throat.
History of Christmas, y'all
Just read this. Some of the most interesting facts:
Centuries before the arrival of the man called Jesus, early Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter.
Rome celebrated the birthday of Mithra, the god of the sun, on December 25. For some Romans, Mithra’s birthday was the most sacred day of the year.
In the early years of Christianity the birth of Jesus was not...
Day 12: Bullet your whole day
I’m so tired right now, I’d like to bullet this entire day like Mrs. Hartman bulleted Phil that fateful day in ‘98. But, whatever. I’ll make this brief.
4:15 AM wake up call. Feel like firebombing orphanages.
Get in the car for LAX. Cat Stevens is playing “Father and Son”. Officially the earliest I’ve ever missed my dad.
Arrive at LAX. Actually opt for...
Day 11: Put your iPod on shuffle and write 10...
Easy enough.
Fair warning, I have 7,598 songs on my iPod, and it is more than likely a sizable percentage of these random ten are Dave Matthews Band songs. It’s even likely that a few may be the same Dave Matthews Band song, recorded live on different dates. Unfollow me, see if I care.
Here goes.
1. Just Like A Woman - Bob Dylan, Blonde On Blonde
2. Slowly - Coconut Records, Nighttiming...
Watchbryanwashere:
Unemployed Sidekick- Episode 19: Christmas Special
This was a load of fun to shoot, and even more fun to edit. I’m going to post a blooper reel of all the crazy stuff LaChioma (as The Clown) added to his list. For those of you who want a different kind of list, here are the “shows” Olivia (as Lindsey) is flipping through on TV:
Old Dog, New Tricks
Graduates
Red Shirt
Steve...
Day 10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
I kind of don’t feel like doing this anymore. It’s not that the questions are too personal, or it’s turned out that this whole thing isn’t helping me hone my craft. It’s due entirely to my unwillingness to work. I did clearly state when all this started that I am a lazy piece of shit. In fact, if we’re going by the record, I’ve made it five days longer...
Day 09: How you hope your future will be.
Sorry, you guys. I missed a day. It happens. Also, as others doing this challenge may have pointed out, there is a similar question from earlier in the exercise, which I feel I more than adequately avoided answering here.
Anyway, I guess I’ll just try to bottle up the lightning of that post again. Should be really easy, because lightning would probably not just explode the bottle and kill...
Day 07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits...
Okay, really not up on my astrology so I had to do some research. And I have no idea what the shit it is I’m reading. So let me just show you. This is from astrolgy-online.com, the first thing that came up when I typed in Virgo.
“They are usually observant (I suppose I am), shrewd (no), critically inclined (I don’t know), judicious (what?), patient (yes), practical supporters of...
Day 06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
I’d love to do this, but, as it turns out, I’m not interesting. So instead, I’ll be listing 30 ways you can find out more about me on the internet.
1. Me naked on an elevator.
2. A short blog of the first five days I ever spent in Los Angeles.
3. My little taste of fame.
4. The comedy TV pilot I wrote and produced. And am still paying for.
5. My tweets.
6. My...
Day 05: A time you thought about ending your own...
It may come as a surprise to some of you that I have never seriously sat and considered suicide. But everyone has had one of those days where they either remarked aloud or reflected to themselves that they’d love to put a fucking bullet in their brain. You’re not actually going to. But in frustrating situations it helps to say it. It reasserts your power over things. It’s...
