Waiting outside the men's room at Starbucks, a woman is waiting close by for the women's room.
Woman: You're on deck?
Me: What? Oh, uh, yeah.
Woman: Actually, you're at bat for the men's room. My husband's in there.
Me: Oh, okay.
Woman: I'm on deck for the ladies room.
A woman comes out of the women's room and the On Deck Woman goes in.
Me: Hit it out of the park!
Me: (in my head) I have forsaken everything I stand for.