From Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant’s “Writing Movies For Fun and Profit!” “Years may pass while your star thinks about the script in an abstract way while gazing longingly out the window of his mansion in Beverly Park while you sit applying Icy Hot to your carpel tunnel wrists in the Frolic Room.* … *The Frolic Room is a terrific bar for hard-core rummies, barfly...
John Goodman and Kenneth Williams (Omar from The... →
It’s been too long since I’ve listened...
Goddamnit I already know everything I could possibly want to know about all of you, I am already begrudgingly made aware of hundreds of thousands of inane fucking tidbits on every single one of you every waking second of every day of my life, from the twenty-three thousand social networks I have impulsively enslaved myself to. The day swiftly approaches when I will be permanently planted...
A Place for Facts: All Star Game! →
aplaceforfacts: Hey guys. I am making an emergency trip home, so I have to sell off my MLB All Star Game tickets for next weekend. I have the whole strip, so you’ll have two tickets to Fan Fest, the Futures Game, Celebrity Softball Game, Home Run Derby and the All Star Game (of course). It’s in Phoenix…
Overheard in the Ralph's Shampoo Aisle
Middle-Aged Frumpy Woman: You sound like a lisbian.
Cute Old Gramma Lady: What?
Middle-Aged Frumpy Woman: You sound like a lisbian, you can tell people they look nice but [muffled, couldn't hear].
Cute Old Gramma Lady: What's a lisbian?
Middle-Aged Frumpy Woman: Like a gay people.
Cute Old Gramma Lady: Oh, no, I don't do that kind of thing.
Middle-Aged Frumpy Woman: Good.
Cute Old Gramma Lady: I didn't know you were a lisbian.
Middle-Aged Frumpy Woman: I'm not a lisbian, I have had enough of those people.