July 2012
39 posts
If you have a question for us to answer on our...
Would You Rathers, Fuck/Marry/Kills, or straight up advice questions. Don’t expect helpful answers though, because we’re bad at life.
June 2012
31 posts
nikita-banana asked: I've never seen one episode of Sopranos...
What Are the Best Seasons and Episodes of The... →
davidfuternick:
Season Five is the worst season? Go fuck yourself, dude. Cool little article, though.
Foolish. My rankings may be almost the exact opposite. God, I gotta watch this entire series again. Somebody who hasn’t seen it care to join?
nikita-banana asked: Tag, you're it! State 5 random facts about yourself below. Then, go to 10 blogs and tag each of them. :) Come on play!
Things I Did Today
-Scaled a random apartment building in Pasadena’s carport roof to talk a girl from jumping off the ledge. I used a dumpster to get up there and my legs went in trash.
-Got violently shoved by a sixteen year-old girl who looks exactly like Bunk from The Wire. But bigger.
-Stopped a girl from consuming “Hell’s Bells”, a common suburban neighborhood plant often used in lawns...
“I’m unable to, and I’ll tell you why. Less than an hour after the press release...”
– Aaron Sorkin has never seen Seasons 5-7 of The West Wing - TV’s Best Talker: Aaron Sorkin on The Newsroom, Sorkinism, and Sounding Smart — Vulture (via brooklynmutt)
I love that Larry David calls people in Hollywood to tell them they’ll never be anything but miserable. That makes me happy.
Prepare to waste a solid twenty minutes →
“Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life.”
–
Lawrence Kasdan
Know what else is like having homework every night? Being a teacher. Or an actor. Or a graphic designer. Or a market analyst. Or a chef. Or a yoga instructor. Or literally any other job where you’re an adult taking steps outside of work hours to better yourself.
Next quote, plz.
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