The Slow Clap Episode 1 →
davidfuternick: slowclappodcast: Hey everybody! It’s our first episode. We’re pretty new at this, but I think we’re proud of how the first episode turned out. How about you spend the next half hour being entertained? Here’s a sampling of the topics covered: WOULD YOU RATHERS Would you eat shit to stop yourself from starving to death? Would you rather be addicted to heroin, or have your...
Hit me with some good "Would You Rather"...
Inspiration. (Created with Gifture)
Spaceballs: 3 uses of "bitch", 4 or 5 "shits",...
Are you kidding me, 1980’s?!
I feel vulnerable sharing this, but last night I...
Number of beers it takes me to agree to singing Britney Spears karaoke: 3. :(
12+ Hour Day at Work =
getting off early tomorrow, = weekend starts early. What we doin, yo?!
Fever Dream #1
Just dreamed I lived in a town in middle-America and everyone kept referring to me as “Hutch.” All strollin’ down main street, “Hutch! How are ya?” “I’m doing just fine, thank ya!” All grinning like an asshole. I think I worked in a hardware store. I know nothing about tools. This is getting bad, you guys.