“It’s almost like desiring Pam Anderson is like admitting that - sexually - you have no creativity”
-Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman
This sentence has absolutely no relevance to my life.
“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.”
The Book Thief, Markus Zusak.
“I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.”
Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser
“She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.”
Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler
Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.
“Honestly, the more I think about eating people the less it bothers me.”
My Custom Van - Michael Ian Black
“It looked like a no-win situation for everybody involved.”
Cross - James Patterson. Also: why do I have a James Patterson book, and why was it nearest to me? This was the first time I opened it.
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