Things You Can Do When Somebody Scores 102 Points On You Off ONE WORD in Words With Friends
- Sever all ties and take it to the grave.
- Shit yourself.
- Spike your phone on the ground in fury.
- Join a Big Losers club. Start one if you can’t find one.
- In an attempt to reevaluate your life, retreat into the wild. Years later, the only trace rescuers will find of you is a tattered remnant of your jeans clinging to a log and a crude carving oF “PRECURED = 102 WHY” on an oak tree.
